Who is this ninja,
Wise in the ways of poems,
Who giveth his prose?

He is like the wind,
Invisible, yet his strength
Turns mountains to dust!

Beware the ninja;
His words charm and snare the mind
He conquers the soul!

From where spring his words,
Which like beer can break the mind
Yet inspire the heart?

The Ninja sees much
His power comes from data:
SQL power!

His ultimate skills
Flow forth from his PHP
Processed by terror!

How I wish I were
As awesome as The Ninja!
Is it possible?

No!